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(2021-12-15, 04:31 AM)Laird Wrote: Technical Jargon Overload

That was awesome.  After the first 15 seconds my mind kept asking "me":  What?  Huh?  Wait, what?
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(2021-12-15, 03:16 PM)Silence Wrote: After the first 15 seconds my mind kept asking "me":  What?  Huh?  Wait, what?


Yep, it’s simple to baffle the ignorant with bullshit.  Wink
Oh my God, I hate all this.   Surprise
(2021-12-16, 11:24 AM)Stan Woolley Wrote: Yep, it’s simple to baffle the ignorant with bullshit.  Wink

Not necessarily. I recall an old saying… “bullshit baffles brains”. Lol
A few originals for you guys. The title of the work: "Corny puns to groan at". A fairly short list of pieces to be exhibited in a day-by-day drip-feed.

First up:

Two visual artists developed a close working relationship. They drew together.
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A suture nurse sidelined as a comic. Her patients were in stitches.
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(2022-09-11, 02:37 PM)Laird Wrote: A suture nurse sidelined as a comic. Her patients were in stitches.

But she was so funny, not for long ! (Ouch)
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(2021-12-15, 04:31 AM)Laird Wrote: Technical Jargon Overload

Sounds like the PsienceQuest forum (according to one recent member). Wink
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A new recruit to the US Internal Revenue Service was forced to work on a task that she hated. It was taxing.
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(2022-09-12, 07:20 PM)Laird Wrote: A new recruit to the US Internal Revenue Service was forced to work on a task that she hated. It was taxing.

And when the IRS was looking to make redundancies, this recruit who's name is omitted, but began with the letter T, was amongst the first for 'axing'. 

(Sorry, Laird, couldn't resist)
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Central to the work request for the plumber was the latest in a long line of such objects that had steadily been sapping his energy and motivation for his job. It was a drain.
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