Jokes, Humour & General Smartassness

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Evolution - according to animals

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Retarded Engineers/Architects - WTF were they thinking?

How many New York city cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the shit out of the room for being black.

(A retired new york cop told me this joke.)

If you are a fan of improv comedy/storytelling as well as Ridely Scotts Aliens universe then I've got something for you.

This a role playing game called Space Station 13 that is generally about playing one of the roles of maintaining and running a space station from the captain all the way down to a janitor and the wacky emergent stories that come out the situations they have to deal with. There are many servers running their own flavour of the basic concept. This one comes from the Colonial Marines server which is based on Ridley Scott's Aliens universe. the story goes that the USS Almayer gets a distress call from some colony and is tasked with checking it out. Bad thing typically happen.

The character in this video is playing the Corporate Liason, and he informs the USCM that the importance of this facility is that it is part of Weyland-Yutani's breakfast foods division. Hilarity ensues.



I highly recommend other videos of his and this one in particular gets referenced back to quite a lot in later stories.