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dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

Select language "Maori" and translate to English.

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Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are increasingly approaching the end times and Jesus' return

Similarly, Maori -> English

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

Do you want a dog to accept Jesus and be saved?

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Select language "Maori" and translate to English.

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Ka pai Typoz

I remember that a swedish employment agency on a number of occasions has threatened to "come back to me with a vengeance" if my application was successful.  There have been some other weird ones that I can't remember the details of.  One was something about doing something to the hen and marrying the rope.